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Computer Jokes: This is a collection of computer releated jokes i've compiled over the past few months. I hope you like them. Some of them are a little bit too nerdy but i've left them in anyway! Enjoy them my fellow geeks :) I will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the best computer jokes around!

We have a great collection of windows, linux and unix jokes for you nerds, plus some funny technical support jokes and stories!

Compaq
A Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old (5-1/4") diskettes. After ...

FDIV Instructions
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations....

Broken Computers
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech conclude...

I.R.S
If Microsoft Ran The IRS "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service (nobod...

Mouse Balls
This memo is *supposedly* from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this mem...


Pentium Designers
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

We hope you have enjoyed our computer jokes, please come back and visit us soon. We updated the jokes about computers each and every week!


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