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Computer Jokes: This is a collection of computer releated jokes i've compiled over the past few months. I hope you like them. Some of them are a little bit too nerdy but i've left them in anyway! Enjoy them my fellow geeks :) I will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the best computer jokes around!
We have a great collection of windows, linux and unix jokes for you nerds, plus some funny technical support jokes and stories!
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Lonely Husband
So here I sit, in all my glory,
Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story.
Once had a wife, she was such a dear,
Then came the Internet, and it all ...
Broken Computers
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech conclude...
Microsoft Renames
Microsoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear up space on user's hard disks. It is estimated that a typica...
Bill Gates
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III...
Spell Checker
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a ...
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Users Prayer
Dear God,
Help me log on without fretting
Guide me as I'm interneting
Bless my downloading and uploading
Keep my browser from exploding.
May my website be protected
Let not my password be rejected
Keep my line connection clear......
and let tech support be always near!
Please keep all my programs alive,
and be sure to back up my hard drive!
And protect my puter from catching
......a virus and end up crashing!
Amen
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We hope you have enjoyed our computer jokes, please come back and visit us soon. We updated the jokes about computers each and every week!
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