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Year 2000 The year 2000 dilemma is solved! This memo is to announce the development of a new software system. We are currently building a data center that will contain all firm data th... Youth There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world wi... Engineering The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female software engineers is on the order of 15 to 1. This makes it pretty easy for women to find p... Addict Prayer God, grant me the serenity to accept a server I cannot change, Courage to walk past the computer without turning it on when I'm running late, And the wisdom to know the differenc... The News Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send my message out to all the people: "Tomorrow ... |