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Computer Jokes
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Is Windows A... No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: They replicate quickly. (Okay, Windows does that) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as the... Mouse Balls This memo is *supposedly* from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. Mouse ... Spell Checker Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two s... Nerd Season A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, "COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENT... Computer Love Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun, I long to have thy software in my hands. And when you send a GIF for me to run, I feel a sudden twitch within my glands. How swe... |