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Computer Jokes: This is a collection of computer releated jokes i've compiled over the past few months. I hope you like them. Some of them are a little bit too nerdy but i've left them in anyway! Enjoy them my fellow geeks :) I will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the best computer jokes around!
We have a great collection of windows, linux and unix jokes for you nerds, plus some funny technical support jokes and stories!
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Bill Gates Demo
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It'...
Compaq
A Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old (5-1/4") diskettes. After ...
DOS Commandments
I am thy DOS, thou shall have no OS before me, unless Bill Gates gets a cut of the profits therefrom.
Thy DOS is a character based, single user, si...
Computer Love
Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,
I long to have thy software in my hands.
And when you send a GIF for me to run,
I feel a sudden twitc...
Microsoft Renames
Microsoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear up space on user's hard disks. It is estimated that a typica...
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Users Prayer
Dear God,
Help me log on without fretting
Guide me as I'm interneting
Bless my downloading and uploading
Keep my browser from exploding.
May my website be protected
Let not my password be rejected
Keep my line connection clear......
and let tech support be always near!
Please keep all my programs alive,
and be sure to back up my hard drive!
And protect my puter from catching
......a virus and end up crashing!
Amen
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We hope you have enjoyed our computer jokes, please come back and visit us soon. We updated the jokes about computers each and every week!
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