|
|
Computer Jokes
Jokes 1
Jokes 2
Jokes 3
Jokes 4
Jokes 5
Jokes 6
Jokes 7
Jokes 8
Jokes 9
Jokes 10
Other Sites:
Office Forum
Access Forum
Dedicated Servers
DVD Software
Vocabulary Software
Movie Reviews
More Resource
Contact Us
|
|
|
|
Computer Jokes: This is a collection of computer releated jokes i've compiled over the past few months. I hope you like them. Some of them are a little bit too nerdy but i've left them in anyway! Enjoy them my fellow geeks :) I will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the best computer jokes around!
We have a great collection of windows, linux and unix jokes for you nerds, plus some funny technical support jokes and stories!
|
Robotic Secretary
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary o...
Hacker Co-Worker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.
8....
Mouse Balls
This memo is *supposedly* from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this mem...
Compaq
A Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old (5-1/4") diskettes. After ...
Gates Punishment
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar ...
|
Life Before...
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account!
And if you had a broken disk,
It would hurt when you found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut--you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead! |
|
We hope you have enjoyed our computer jokes, please come back and visit us soon. We updated the jokes about computers each and every week!
|
|
