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Computer Jokes: This is a collection of computer releated jokes i've compiled over the past few months. I hope you like them. Some of them are a little bit too nerdy but i've left them in anyway! Enjoy them my fellow geeks :) I will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the best computer jokes around!
We have a great collection of windows, linux and unix jokes for you nerds, plus some funny technical support jokes and stories!
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Computer Love
Thine eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun,
I long to have thy software in my hands.
And when you send a GIF for me to run,
I feel a sudden twitc...
Year 2000
The year 2000 dilemma is solved!
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system.
We are currently building a data center that...
Smartest Man
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly,...
Keyboard Error
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.
When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard att...
Engineering
The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female software engineers is on the order of 15 to 1. This makes it p...
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Pentium Designers
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people. |
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We hope you have enjoyed our computer jokes, please come back and visit us soon. We updated the jokes about computers each and every week!
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