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Computer Jokes: This is a collection of computer releated jokes i've compiled over the past few months. I hope you like them. Some of them are a little bit too nerdy but i've left them in anyway! Enjoy them my fellow geeks :) I will be updating these jokes each and every week so please come back for the best computer jokes around!
We have a great collection of windows, linux and unix jokes for you nerds, plus some funny technical support jokes and stories!
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Youth
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write...
Year 2000
The year 2000 dilemma is solved!
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system.
We are currently building a data center that...
DOS Commandments
I am thy DOS, thou shall have no OS before me, unless Bill Gates gets a cut of the profits therefrom.
Thy DOS is a character based, single user, si...
Addict Prayer
God, grant me the serenity to accept a server I cannot change,
Courage to walk past the computer without turning it on when I'm running late,
And th...
Bill Gates
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III...
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Gates Punishment
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
"What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.
"And it's missing three keys,"
"Which three?"
"Control, Alt and Delete." |
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